Name: Excuse Me While I Go To The John (remixed & remastered)
Duration: P00H01M37S
Description: This song was written on a bet that we could not write a song based on the first thing that came out of someone's mouth.

Excuse Me While I Go To The John (remixed & remastered)

by The Plastic Bastards

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This song was written on a bet that we could not write a song based on the first thing that came out of someone's mouth.

lyrics

EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO TO THE JOHN
Copyright © 1989
by The Plastic Bastards (a.k.a. The Plastic Neo Pseudo Fascist Bastards)

Excuse me while I go to the john
Don't mind me I do it often
I bet you think that I'm jacking off
But I don't really care
Cuz I steal soap

Soap in the morning
Soap in the evening
Soap in my head to keep my mind clean
Soap for breakfast
Soap for lunch
Soap in my head to keep my mind fresh

From the Hilton
Uhh!
Howard Johnsons
Uhh!
And the Regency too
O'Hare
And from the air
United Airlines to boot

Soap in the morning
Soap in the evening
Toothpaste is soap and it keeps my mouth clean
Soap for breakfast
Soap for lunch
Soap in my head to keep my mind fresh

Ah haaaa ahhhh

Soap in the morning
Soap in the evening
Soap in my head to keep my mind clean
Soap for breakfast
Soap for lunch
Soap on my TV?

(spoken)
General Hospital!?
Oh man change the channel.
(click)
Hey dude look! It's Scooby Doo!
Oh wow I'll get the popcorn
All right!
What do you think our next song should be, man?
I don't know...

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released January 1, 1989
Patrick Burns, Eugene Chiovari

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The Plastic Bastards

The Plastic Bastards came together from two out-of-work actors who were looking for an outlet for their extremely askew sense of humor.
Common questions asked of us: "Who are your musical inspirations?", "Are you taking medication for that?" & "What have your boys been smoking?" ... more

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