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We Shot The New Kids On The Block (remixed & remastered)

by The Plastic Bastards

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Written to annoy our managers little sister.

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WE SHOT THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK
Copyright © 1990
By The Plastic Bastards (a.k.a. The Plastic Neo Pseudo Fascist Bastards)

Oooh, Five kids moved on to the block the other day
Weren't much fun, never wanted to play
Had to put them out of our misery
Now the New Kids On The Block are history!

We've
Shot
The New Kids On The Block
Lined em up against the wall and gagged em with a sock
But you should've seen those little suckers run
When we pulled out our Uzis to have a little fun

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

We've
Shot
The New Kids On The Block
Yes, it's grim reality
It ain't no crock!
And now the whole world is feelin' jubilated,
'Cause The New Kids On The Block
Have been exterminated
Yes, teeny-boppers, it's sad but true
The bubble-gum scum aren't comin' to you

"That's right, ladies and gentlemen. The tour has been canceled.
All ticket sales are final!
If you bought' em, You're SCREWED!"

We've
Shot
The New Kids On The Block
Pumped 'em full of lead and pushed 'em off the dock

Five New Kids,
We shot!
Uzis sub-machine guns,
We've got!
Merciful Plastic Bastards,
We're not!
'Cause
We've
Shot
The New Kids On The Block!

Hey,
We've
Shot
The New Kids On The Block
Strung em up by their toes
And pelted them with rocks
But you should have seen those teeny-boppers start to pout
When we reached down their throats
And ripped their scrotums out!

We've
Shot
The New Kids On The Block
Yes, it's grim reality
It ain't no crock!
Now the whole world is gettin' down,
Because The New Kids On The Block are six feet under the ground!

No more New Kids!
No more New Kids!

POW-POW-PA-PA-POW!

They're all dead.

Definite social statement, dude.

Yup

credits

released March 1, 1990
Patrick Burns, Eugene Chiovari

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The Plastic Bastards

The Plastic Bastards came together from two out-of-work actors who were looking for an outlet for their extremely askew sense of humor.
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