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Ta​ꓘ​o Hell (Longer Version)

by The Plastic Bastards

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lyrics

TAʞO HELL
Copyright © 1989 by The Plastic Bastards (a.k.a. The Plastic Neo Pseudo Fascist Bastards)

(spoken)
Woahhhh check out the weird art deco

Ugly

Yeah real ugly

May I take your order

Can he take your order

Aaaaah yeah ill take two bean burritos

Nope.

No no no no no no no no

Two. Two soft tacos
(doctor pepper)

Nope

uhmmmmm

Ah ah

Two enchiladas
(dr pepper)

Do you want anything

Doctor pepper man

And uhh
(no ice)

Two medium dr peppers.
(no ice)

No ice

No ice!

No ice!

No ice! Where do you think you are!

Eh eh eh eh EH
(uuh)
Eh eh eh eh EH
(uuh)
Eh eh eh eh EH
(uuh)
Eh eh errarrawwrrr

(SUNG)
Cheap ground beef is all around
Scraping dead rodents off the ground
And if you're feeling a little green
You just ate our burrito supreme

Now you may think it's really swell
But this sure ain't no taco bell
Eat here if you can stand the smell
This is really Tako Hell

Eh eh eh eh EH
Eh eh eh eh EH

Well you ate a poison taco now you're gone croak
(oooohhh)
Pay a dollar ninety five if you want the antidote
Maggots roaches worms and slugs galore
(oh man that’s gross)
Take one bite and you’ll want more

Now you may think it's really swell
But this sure ain’t no taco bell
Eat here if you can stand the smell
This is really Tako Hell

Tako Hell
(hell)
Tako Hell
(hell)
Tako Hell

Hey was that taco with or without boogers hum
Death to Ronald McDonald
Kill burger king

Well thanks for coming and have a nice day
But don’t blame us if your stomach starts to decay
We’re proud to admit it
Our food is the pits

It can give you a grand old case of the.. auh, runs
Yeah

Now you may think it's really swell
But this sure ain’t no taco bell
Eat here if you can stand the smell
This is really Tako Hell

Tako Hell
(hell)
Tako Hell
(hell)
Tako Hell
(hell)
Tako Hell

This is Tako Hell
This is Tako Hell
This is Tako Hell
(get out)
This is Tako Hellllllll ah ah its hellllllllllllll

credits

released April 20, 1989
Patrick Burns, Eugene Chiovari

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The Plastic Bastards came together from two out-of-work actors who were looking for an outlet for their extremely askew sense of humor.
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